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SALAD BAR ENERGY
You are the human equivalent of a restaurant that serves everything and excels at nothing.
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/ 100 cooked
Well done
- 01Claiming to be fluent in sarcasm is the LinkedIn of personality traits.
- 02Splitting appetizers? That is just economic foreplay.
- 03Every prompt answer sounds like it was written by a committee of three.
Red flags
boringnon-committaltall as a personality
Green flag
At least you can probably reach the top shelf.
“Commit to a bit. Any bit. Please.”
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